#shoko the real mvp

[yutamayo]

don't shoot the messenger

[nanamineedstherapy]

WHO IS THE MYSTERY HUNK? VOTE NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR THIRST.

Let’s talk about this absolute fever dream of a poll, because I’m losing it.

First off, how are Shoko, Ino, Choso, and Yaga tied like it’s a group project where everyone slacked but still somehow got an A?? 💀 Like, are we voting for who’s the most unlikely candidate, or is this just vibes-only democracy? I need answers.

Also, shoutout to the one singular soul who voted for Haibara—you are the MVP. You took one look at this chaotic thirst trap of a poll and said, “Nah, I want wholesomeness and fists of justice.” And you’re right for that. 💪

Now let’s get to the REAL TEA:

Suguwu, the Malewife Girlboss™️, is out here DOMINATING like he just walked into the club wearing 50-inch stilettos and carrying emotional baggage for fun. Honestly, valid.

Toji Debt-Free Arc is right behind him, though, and let’s be real: y’all just want this man to come back and ruin lives with his wallet and that ridiculous dad-bod energy. 😂

Higuruma Daddy Energy is pulling steady votes because let’s face it, we all want a morally gray hunk with courtroom trauma to shame the clowns into oblivion. (Also, he’s hot. Let’s not lie to ourselves.)

Now for the chaos section:

Kashimo: 0 votes. ZERO. Y’all let the literal Thunder God get electrocuted out of contention. He’s probably screaming in lightning Morse code somewhere, and I’m crying for him. 😭

YUKI THO. She’d show up, crush some necks with her forearms, and leave. Icon behavior.

I got Kusakabe Ao3 too, and honestly, I'd hit that.

This poll is peak JJK fandom behavior: equal parts unhinged thirst, existential pain, and chaotic vibes. We’re voting with our hearts and ruining our sanity in real time. And honestly? I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Tag yourself. Who are YOU voting for, and why is it Malewife Suguwu? 😏

Here is the fic I'm talking about—

Here is the mystery hunk & the poll if you wanna check it out & vote -

[goatyuuji]

There is sooo much in this chapter that gets my head spinning, Kenjaku you are the real MVP dude. plus Sukuna casually dropping the bomb that Yuuji was already a registered player for Culling Games long before he even ate a finger because he had a finger in him since birth (also Kenjaku doing), Kenjaku mating with Sukuna's reincarnated other twin and making a vessel that can hold Sukuna (all Kenjaku's planning from the very beginning), Yuuji able to do Shrine (because he is born from Sukuna's twin's soul which is basically the other half of Sukuna) and Blood Manipulation(because he consumed death wombs-his own brothers kinda similar to how sukuna consumed his twin)

Except the insane lore drop we get Ino asking Gojo, Shoko and Ijichi for permission to use Nanami's cursed tool because he thought they might use it instead since they are closer to Nanami but Gojo straight up shutting him down and telling Ino he was the closest person ever to Nanami.

And to top it all off, YUUJI ITADORI HITS 8 FUCKING BLACK FLASHES ON SUKUNA...(idk if they were soul punches too or not but this just plummets any chance of Sukuna healing his already low CT input)

JJK 257 finally moved me like JJK 212 moved me...My nerves are on fire, everything is good and dandy.